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Y'alright. I'm Paul. Also known as Hannah. I love McFly. Period. One day I'm going to touch the lightsaber and peaches of god's greatest creation, Dougie Poynter. I'm his sexy assistant. Tom Fletcher's the most awesome nerd ever. I want a sat-nav spoken by Danny Jones' Scottish accent. I permanently laze around in Harry Judd's hometown, Chelmsford. USE THE FORCE.. AND PROTECTION. Remember, stuff goes down in the back of the bus.